I found this on Urban Dictionary (a fave!) today after debating the meaning of the word over gluten-free beers last night. I thought it was quite amusing. Sorry for those of you who are easily offended.
Glutard: One who does not possess the enzymes necessary to digest gluten, a main ingredient in wheat products. One who is "glutarded" must only eat gluten-free foods, such as water, tofu, and air.
"Hey, do you want some pasta for dinner?"
"No, sorry, I'm a glutard."
"...what does that mean?"
"It means... I'm glutarded."
"Oh. Okay."
this is hysterical! thanks for cracking me up at work today!
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I know it is completely un-PC but that is hilarious! I needed that chuckle today!
ReplyDeleteAnd I love urban dictionary! I get the WOD!
I'm so not offended and love it!
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